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The hometown of King James…and the University of Akron I guess, will be playing host to SpringFest. If you’re not a University of Akron student or a member of the faculty, read no further, as you will not be allowed in without a valid Zip Card. However, you could get inventive and borrow one from a current student or just organize a massive bumrush of the gate like they did at the original Woodstock.

From what this reporter can gather, which consisted of a visit to their website, http://www.uakron.edu/springfest/, and a peruse of social media, the only performer will be A$AP Mob member, A$AP Ferg.

Outside of the concert will be the “Ultimate SpringFest Challenge,” which you must apply to participate in. As it turns out applications were due by April 14th at 6:30 pm, so if this is your first time hearing about it you better hope you’re a junior because seniors are the only class eligible to participate. If you’re currently a senior you can fail your remaining classes and be totally eligible for next year!

Other attractions include a nine hole putt putt, a zipline, that classic childrens arcade game Hungry Hippo, a henna tattoo station so you can freak out your parents without any permanent damage, something called the Adrenalator, Zorbs Hamster Balls (your guess is as good as mine), a photo studio, the Jump Off, hoop shot, Juggernaut, Wipe Out Patriot Games, Dizzy X, and everyone’s favorite rigged carny game Bottle Ring.

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